I don't believe this
We've been friends for so long
It's so hard to see
You do this to me
You came round asking just to mow the garden
You're a clever guy
Cause you did it for free
It's funny

You think I don’t already know
What if I told you
I'm watching you
I've seen you two at the movies
And in the late night jacuzzi's
You're screwed and
I'm done with you
Just stay well clear and leave my mum alone
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone

I came home and your car was in the front yard
I went to see
What the fuck was going on
And all knew
I didn't ever think things could be so wrong
You unzipped your flies
And now I can't believe my eyes

You think I don’t already know
What if I told you
I'm watching you
I've seen you two at the movies
And in the late night jacuzzi's
You're screwed and
I'm done with you
Just stay well clear and leave my mum alone
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone

You did it to
Steven and ethan
Joey and nathan
Josie and david
Peter, john and mike
Alison, alistair, monica mcallister
Madison, harrison and the guy from saracens

If so they don't already know
What if I told you
They all hate you
I've told them about the movies
And all the late night jacuzzi's
You're screwed and
I'm done with you
Just stay well clear and leave my mum alone
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone

What if I told you
I'm watching you
I've seen you two at the movies
And in the late night jacuzzi's
You're screwed and
I'm done with you
Just stay well clear and leave my mum alone
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone